i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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