that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
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I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
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Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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