And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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