I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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