now i know why i became what i already was.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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