I'm jealous of your bromance
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
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Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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