Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
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im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
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Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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