BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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