k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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