everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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