week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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