He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
PANTIES FOUND
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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