yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
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