North Korea, Best Korea!
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
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Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
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I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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