Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
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I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
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Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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