that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
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I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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