It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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