3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people