can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.