I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
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NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?