I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
We have so much sex to catch up on
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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