I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I have post one night stand depression
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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