i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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