remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
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You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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