I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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