Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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