i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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