It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Actions speak louder than pants.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Randomize
