I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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