do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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