I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
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Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
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Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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