I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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