do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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