dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
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I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
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I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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