hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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