Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I want a musical about memes.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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