Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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