it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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