You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
We're facebook friends in real life
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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