Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
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No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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