My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
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Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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