Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
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It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
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