its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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