don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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