I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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