he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I am one with the molecules
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I licked your asshole in confidence.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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