thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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