I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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