Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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