Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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