Those balls look pretty dangerous.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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