I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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