So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
ttyl tear gas
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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