We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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