I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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