i already hear my dad disowning me
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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