Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
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I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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