Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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