PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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